The View From My Knees

Photo courtesy of Babeland

[Edit 12/16/09: Please note, the winner of this contest has already been chosen. If you would like to submit reviews (audio or written) of your own toys, I would love to get them. Send them to thegirl@herknees.com]

Hey boys, would you like to do me a big favor and have a great orgasm at the same time? Then do I have the task for you! The good folks at Babeland have sent me a new sex toy to review, but unfortunately I don’t have the parts necessary to test it out. That’s why I need one of you perverts to help me out. I’ll send you this fabulous toy absolutely free, and all you have to do is promise to use it and give your opinion. Sounds easy, right?

There are several ways you can give me your review of the toy. My preferred method is to have you as a guest on my weekly podcast so that we can talk about it. This can be recorded during the live show on Sunday, or via a telephone or Skype call at some other time of your convenience. My second preference would be for you to record a voicemail or MP3 message giving me your notes on the toy. Then I can play it back on my podcast for everyone to hear. But if you’re shy, don’t let that stop you from applying. You also have option #3, which is to simply write me an email detailing your experience and opinion of the toy so that I can post it to my site or read it on my podcast. In all three cases, you are encouraged to use an alias so that you will stay anonymous. However, if you have your own web site that you’d like to promote you are more than welcome to do so during the review and I’ll be happy to include a link to your site in the show notes.

Special Bonus!
Think you might have a hard time getting in the mood to fuck a little blue piece of rubber? That’s understandable, babydoll. That’s why I’m willing to help you out a little bit. If you’re chosen to be my tester you can request that I be on the phone with you when you use the product – absolutely free! You don’t have to pay the normal $2/minute rate for my phone sex line, and you don’t even have to be a member of Niteflirt. I can just listen as you talk your way through it, or I can help you out with some dirty talk of my own. And I hope you don’t mind if I get a little turned on myself, in the process. That’s just how these things go.

So how do you apply for this illustrious position? Just ask!
Leave a comment on this post or send me a private email. On Sunday’s podcast I’ll randomly choose one lucky applicant to be my product tester and will send the winner an email to get all the shipping information.

Okay boys, what are you waiting for? Let the applications begin!