My Double Feature Fantasy
(safe for work version)Do you remember that crush that I have? I recently spoke with him in person for the first time. I’m a little embarrassed to admit that I turned into a giggling schoolgirl in his presence. Everything he said was incredibly funny to me, and I could barely do more than giggle and bat my eyelashes. I suppose it’s possible that he didn’t notice how flabbergasted I was, but that’s unlikely.
So, in order to regain my composure (and possibly my reputation), and in celebration of National Masturbation Month, I’d like to let you in on a little fantasy I once mentioned to him in an email.
It started when I had to end a conversation a little early so that I could meet a girl for a movie date. My last words to him were: “I’ll be thinking of you when I’m sliding my hand into her panties in the dark movie theater.”
