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Naughty Book Club Review: Do Not Disturb

April 30th, 2009
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Do Not Disturb

Often when you read a collection of themed erotica, you find that the stories focus much more on the theme (such as politics or science) than on the sex. While the theme may be interesting, you’re left unsatisfied by the erotic nature of the stories. In Do Not Disturb, Rachel Kramer Bussel has taken a theme that is almost synonymous with sex – hotels – and added more sex. It works out beautifully. All of the stories have the hotel setting, but each explores it in a unique and very erotic way. As with any collection, a few of the stories didn’t do much for me, but most of the adventures in this book were hot enough to make me read one-handed. A few of them even gave me a few naughty ideas to try out. Do Not Disturb is one of the better erotic collections out there, and possibly the best themed collection I’ve read yet.

Unlike some of the other anthologies I’ve read, there wasn’t one story that stood out from the rest as my favorite. However, if I had to select the story that turned me on the most, I’d probably choose Stan Kent’s From Russian With Lust. This tale of a business traveler who spots a hot couple going at it in a hotel room across the courtyard was really well-written and, most importantly, it was hot. By the time I’d finished reading it I couldn’t keep my hands off of myself. Tess Danesi’s The Royalton – A Daray Tale also got me hot and bothered, despite the heavy BDSM overtones which usually don’t interest me. It goes to show that really good writing can be erotic regardless of the subject matter. Fortunately, Lucky was sitting next to me when I finished this one and it inspired some very hot sex.

There were a few entries in the anthology that left me completely cold. I thought the writing in the first story, Welcome to the Aphrodisiac Hotel, was a bit clumsy. The story had a few good spots but overall did nothing for me. And Maxim Jakubowski’s G Is For Gypsy was almost unreadable. This story of a heartbroken lover who, by coincidence, stayed in the same hotel room where he and his lost love had made so many memories was pathetic and, worst of all, very poorly written. The majority of the story is told through an email the main character writes to his former lover, where he recalls their first meeting and several of their sexiest encounters. This type of storytelling is a cheap plot device and is completely unbelievable. There was simply no reason for him to tell her about all of these stories; she lived them. And speaking of unbelievable, I had a little trouble enjoying Alison Tyler’s Tightly Tucked, as well. Tyler’s entry tells the story of a man who visits a hotel with his uptight girlfriend who spends more time cleaning their hotel room than getting dirty with him. While she is out sightseeing one day, the hotel maid knocks on the door and, for no reason whatsoever, falls into his arms. They have some very hot sex, but without any motivation for the maid to fuck the main character, it all felt a little cliche.

But aside from how well or poorly written any of the stories were, there were a few stories in this collection that were unexpectedly thought-provoking. Kristina Wright’s The Other Woman actually got me somewhat angry in the beginning. This was the story of a woman who had been pestered into a threesome by her asshole boyfriend. She wasn’t looking forward to it and was only doing it to please him. She hoped it would “get it out of his system” and she’d never have to hear about it again. I was annoyed by the attitude of the woman, but mostly because I feel that this is all too common in real relationships. Perhaps my anger at the situation is a credit to Wright’s writing, in that she was addressing a real life situation and doing it well enough to get under my skin. And then, as the story went on and the two women began to explore each other, my anger turned to amusement, and even arousal. This one was certainly one of the better stories in the collection , and I’m curious if anyone else had a reaction similar to mine.

Overall, Bussel’s cleverly named collection of stories was a great example of what a themed erotic anthology should be. While all the stories won’t please everyone, I think that most people will find this book a welcome addition to their erotica collection. I give it an enthusiastic thumbs up, and can’t wait to check out more work by some of the authors involved. Well done, Rachel!


Did you read this book for the Naughty Book Club? I’d love to hear your overall opinions of the book, as well as some of your thoughts on individual stories in the comments below. And remember, one lucky commenter will be randomly chosen to receive a free copy of next month’s book just for participating in this month’s Naughty Book Club discussion!

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Personal Ad Response: Grant

April 30th, 2009
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Hello there.
 
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I am many, many things. Very experienced. Very well educated. Very open minded. I understand the polyamory world very well, and am non-judgmental about it and just about ever sexual/lifestyle preference. While I’m straight, I’ve had several bisexual girlfriends, visited swingers clubs, and am still a member of _____.
 
Physically, I am a very young 54, look 40, and am 6′1″, 200#, blondish brown hair (all of it) with faded blue eyes. 7″ and trimmed and shaved if you MUST know.
 
I am also a registered sex offender. If you shrink from that moniker, rest assured, that I am neither a predatory type nor a multiple offender. I was lured and caught in a police sting several years ago that was orchestrated by a woman smarter than I. She traded my entrapment for a reduced plea on her outstanding prostitution and meth charges. She was 45 years old. There was no minor involved in any way. I had been going through an incredibly difficult time in my life (my love of my life left me, lost several million dollars, and had a hard time finding an appropriate job after 911). No excuses, but when most steal away to drugs or alcohol, I choose sexual fantasy as my vice of choice. Pick one, any one.
 
As a result of this malady, I have become very much of an activist, educator, and overall liberal proponent. Obviously if you are still interested in me, I have zero compunction about sharing all the lurid details with you. I have no secrets…I am a very honest man.
 
Lastly, I have been a captain of industry, internet guru, venture capitalist, yet am still evolving. I choose interesting people who are compassionate and understanding about my “5 minutes of fame”, and are willing to judge me for the other 99% of my life.
 
Again, I think we’d <at least> make very interesting friends.
 
If you can get beyond the patina of this note, I’d love to hear from you.
 
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Yes, folks, this was a first email. Let me just start by saying that there’s a big difference between honesty and oversharing. I can overlook the annoying use of angle brackets to <emphasize> words rather than good old fashioned italics. And, although it makes me cringe, I might even be able to overlook the “I’m a photographer and there’s something special about you that I must capture on film” song and dance. But honestly, why would you divulge so much personal trauma in an opening email to someone you are trying to date? I have no problem with prostitution, and it sucks that you got busted for it, but I don’t need to hear about that before we’ve even met. And seriously, man, don’t lay your recent troubles on me like some bad country song. I’m looking for someone to have some fun, not share my Prozac.

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I’ve reached 1000 Twitter Followers!

April 29th, 2009
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1000 Followers

I’m celebrating!

On April 27th I reached 1000 Twitter followers! Weeeee! Thank you so much, everyone, for passing the word around to all of your friends and encouraging them to follow me. I really enjoy sharing my dirty little tidbits with you and seeing your replies. So, as a thank you to all of my loyal followers, I held an impromptu contest where I asked everyone to reply to me on Twitter for a chance to win free porn. I assigned every entry a number and randomly chose 3 winners. Three lucky followers have been chosen and will receive an adult DVD, along with a special thank you note from me. And now, to reveal the winning entries…

Gspartridge76@herknees i have folowed u. congrats oon the 1000 ppl

arthasonall4s@herknees I reply and therefore am entered to win free porn ;) Hmm.. is this porn of yourself?

TSpagnola@herknees considered me entered

Congratulations, to Gspartridge76, arthasonall4s, and TSpagnola. I’ll pop those DVD’s in the mail as soon as you send me your info. Everyone else, keep watching my Twitter feed for more contests and dirty fun.

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Sex Poll: What song puts you in the mood for sex?

April 28th, 2009
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It’s time for you to tell me your dirty little secrets, by answering this week’s poll. And don’t forget to leave me the dirty details in the comments.

For this week’s poll, we’re using a different format. Instead of giving you a bunch of answers to choose from, I’ll let you put your own answers in the comments field. I can’t wait to see what sexy songs you come up with.

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Podcast 24: I Never…

April 27th, 2009
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Babeland
Original photo by Mechanic

The Sound From My Knees #24

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Running Time: 49:12

Show Notes

  • In this show Lucky, Domingo, Simone, and Mac (Mechanic) join me for a drunken game of “I Never.” Listen and laugh as we tell stories of our naughty pasts.

As always, if you have any questions, comments, or reviews while we’re not on the air you can call the voicemail line at 206-350-6955. And join us in the chat room every Sunday night at 8pm Seattle/Pacifictime so you can call in and be a part of the fun!

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