The View From My Knees

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The Sound From My Knees #40

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Running Time: 1 hour 1 minute

Show Notes

I won Babeland’s All I Want holiday contest! Check out their announcement here. Then listen as I open each beautifully wrapped gift and marvel at its smooth lines or fancy buttons. Follow along with the links below to get a good look at all of my new toys.

• Ellove vibrator
• Bo Cock ring
• Babeland Beginner’s Strap On Kit
• Entice lubricant
• Form 6 vibrator
• Cry Baby remote vibrator
• Mystic Wand vibrator
• Babelube
• Glass Dildo
• Better Than Chocolate vibrator
• Sexy Bunny Dual action vibrator
• Freestyle music-responsive wireless vibrator

As always, if you have any questions, comments, or reviews while we’re not on the air you can call the voicemail line at 206-350-6955. And join us in the chat room every Sunday night at 8pm Seattle/Pacifictime so you can call in and be a part of the fun!

Hey Misty,
We posted an ad looking for weekend playmates for a trip we may be
taking in a few weeks. Got lots of responses, none of them look
promising. This one reminded me of your resume-like response that you
got. The initial email from them was just a picture, no text at all and
it was just a close-up pussy shot. So against my better judgment I
emailed back asking for some info about them. This completely impersonal
response is what I got back. No greeting or anything, just what you see
below. Nevermind that they are obviously well above the age group that
we specified in our ad. Perhaps the lack of any real communication is
due to them having been married for so long and not being in the dating
pool recently. Some how I don’t think they’ve ever done anything like
this before.
I considered writing them back some tips on first impressions and
communication but decided to just let this fish go lol.
I stripped some of the more identifiable info from it. Enjoy!

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Him

Education; Masters degree in Computer Education

Job; Education. I love my job! I love Monday’s

Born and raised; Minneapolis, Minnesota. Ya shure.

Marriage; First and last. She is the very best there is! I want ALL of
her fantasies to come true. I really mean that.

Two children; ages 26 & 18 Years of age. Wonderful kids.

Tight extended family

Hobbies; computers, genealogy, chess (Candidate Master), sports (coached
football at the college level), talk radio, teaching, religion, wine &
martinis, Jazz & ultra lounge music, LOVE Las Vegas & Portland, erotica,
I don’t eat, I dine. I’m in therapy for a shoulder injury
(Tendonistis). We are going to Europe this summer.

You must improve mentally, physically, and spiritually to become whole.
Attitude is everything, Laugh often and much, Win the respect of
intelligent people, Appreciate the beauty around you, Leave the world a
little bit better, Find the best in others, Know that one life has
breathed easier because you have helped them, THIS IS TO HAVE SUCCEEDED!
by Emerson

Love they neighbor as they self.

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Her

Eduaction; Masters degree in Chemistry

Job; Chemist

Born & raised in Iowa

Marriage; First & Last

Two children; Never have a single problem with them. Great kids, we are
so lucky. Both kids are now in college. We sold our big house in the
country and moved into a new house near the city. It’s works great for us.

Tight extended family

Hobbies, reading Sci Fi, clothes & shopping, movies, fast cars, dinning
out, wine & martinis, dancing dancing dancing, watching plastic surgery
on TV, erotica, pets- 1 dog & 2 cats, Spencer’s steak house, Anthony’s
& Clinkerdaggers, Las Vegas baby (we go every year & sometimes twice),
ultra lounges & martini bars, VERY SEXUAL and can’t get enough.

Treat others the way you want to be treated. Life is short; enjoy it
and live with gusto. Do what is right and avoid doing what is wrong.
Don’t complain to me.

I hate negative people!

Thanks for sharing, Allen. Wow, I can’t imagine they are successful with this approach. This is so bad I don’t think we even need to say why!

The Sound From My Knees #39

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Running Time: 61 minutes

Show Notes

It’s Global Orgasm for Peace Day! This is the day when people across the globe dedicate their orgasms to world peace. And I’ve decided to help the cause by giving you my own ode to orgasms. In this “best of” edition of The Sound From My Knees, you get to hear a compilation of all of my best orgasms from previous shows. Enjoy! The toys included on this podcast are:

• The Waterproof Power G
• The Ideal Vibrator
• The Layaspot Vibrator by Fun Factory
• The Climax Maximizer
• The Wahl 7 in 1 Massager
• The Bnaughty Vibrator by Bswish
• Sonic Cock Ring
• Deluxe G Spotter
• Hello Kitty Vibrator
• Babeland Odyssey Tickler
• Flower Balm

As always, if you have any questions, comments, or reviews while we’re not on the air you can call the voicemail line at 206-350-6955. And join us in the chat room every Sunday night at 8pm Seattle/Pacifictime so you can call in and be a part of the fun!

It seems to me that any relationship which has no room for or inclination toward jealousy must be a very healthy one. No one woman can possibly fulfill all my expectations, desires. I see having two or even more woman friends as therapeutic for the primary one. Everyone should have every opportunity to be happy.
I’m an artist, figure model, writer, swing musician (no pun intended), filmmaker and very horny person living in a co-ed clothing-optional household in Fremont. Sometimes I think I’m so far outside of the box that I can’t even reach the ribbon to open it. How can I reach you?

This guy’s message wasn’t terrible, but there were a few things about it that turned me off. First, it sounds like he’s trying to convince me of the merits of polyamory when I already said in my ad that I am poly. If he wants to get into a philosophical discussion of the lifestyle he should save that for a later email or even an interesting in-person conversation. His description of himself was good, although it didn’t really entice me. Not for any particular reason, he just didn’t sound like my type. I was put off, however, by his last sentence. Since he’s already emailing me, he has one way to reach me. This question implies that I should be giving him more contact info, and on a first exchange I’m just not comfortable with that. Online dating gives us all a few layers of safety and anonymity. Trying to peel those away too quicky can be seen as creepy.

Oh, and the beastmaster reference in the title? You’d have to see the attached photo to get it.