The View From My Knees

Original photo by Lucky

Thanks to the Naughty Book Club, I’ve been reading a lot about anal sex lately. I’ve never been a big fan of the subject – although I do it from time to time and even own a butt plug – but the chapter on the subject in Tristan Taormino’s Pucker Up inspired me to give it more thought.

Lucky was away at rehearsal for the evening and I had snuggled up on the couch for some quality reading time. As I learned more about relaxation techniques and prostate stimulation, I grew aroused at the thought of penetrating one of my lovers. And the more I read about all of those nerve endings back there, as well as the possibility of indirect G-spot stimulation, the more my mind kept wandering to my little purple butt plug and how lonely it must be – constantly getting passed over for more traditional dildos and clit stimulators when I go digging through my toy box. By the time I finished the chapter I knew it was time to give some attention to one neglected little toy (and to a neglected part of my sexual anatomy).

As I rifled through my basked of toys I decided to select not just one, but a group of toys that would bring me a full range of pleasure. In addition to my butt plug, I also pulled out a glass dildo for my pussy, and the Layaspot vibrator for my clit. Putting the toy basket aside and admiring my three choices, I was eager to get started.

I slid my skirt down, pulled off my shirt and bra, and got comfortable on the bed. For a moment, I considered throwing some porn on the TV, but I decided I didn’t want the distraction. I relaxed and closed my eyes, then reached across the bed and grabbed the vibrator. Starting with a nice low setting I gently held the toy against my clit. I could feel my entire body responding to my arousal, from the hardening of my nipples to the moistening of my cunt. It wasn’t long before I was ready for toy number two. Holding the vibrator against my clit with one hand, I grabbed the glass dildo with the other and began to tease my wet hole with its smooth, cold tip. I slowly pressed it through the opening of my vagina and moved it gently in and out. I knew that if I went too fast I’d peak before I got to the best part.

Not confident that I could handle three toys at once with any amount of skill, I eventually pulled out the glass dildo and set it aside. It was time. I grabbed the butt plug and managed to squeeze some lube both onto the toy and my fingers while still holding the vibrator against my clit. I slowly traced the opening of my anus with my fingers, leaving a nice trail of lube in their path. Then, I grabbed the toy and gently – so gently – began to press it through the opening of my ass. The smooth silicone plug felt amazing as I pushed each bulbous section into my ass. When it was the all the way in I turned up the power on my vibrator and began gyrating and moaning. The contractions of pleasure in my pussy and ass were so strong that I had to hold the plug in place to keep it from popping out. I used that opportunity to run my finger up and down my crack, really making the most of all of those sensitive nerve endings. Before I even realized it was coming, I felt my entire body tense up and explode in an intense orgasm.

Once I’d caught my breath, I laid the toys aside and reflected on the exotic range of sensations I’d just experienced. If I could get this worked up after just reading a chapter on anal sex, just imagine how hot I’ll be after reading Tristan’s entire book on the subject. I may have to invest in more toys.

The Sound From My Knees #41

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Running Time: 59 minutes

Show Notes

• I’m starting a new trend of podcasting naked from my bed, and I’ll be encouraging my guests to crawl into bed with me on future podcasts. Perhaps this will spark a new name for the show? In Bed with Misty Kaye? Leave your ideas in the comments.
• I discuss my recent poll Have you joined the mile high club and I tell you about having sex on trains.
• I delve into the G-Spot controversy, which has been reignited by a recent study and then I play you a clip from a recent episode of Skeptics Guide To The Universe in which they also discuss the study. I then tell you the results of my poll where I ask you to weigh in on the subject.
• And finally, I play you a review of the Ellove vibrator by Fun Factory.

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I can’t quote you what this guy wrote in his email because he didn’t write anything. What I saw when I opened this message was several sidebars indicating that the blank message had been forward as many as 20 times and three attached photos. When I looked at the photos I immediately realized this guy had sent me exactly the same message about 6 months earlier when I posted a different personal ad. Do I even need to say what’s wrong with this? No, I think I’ll see what you guys have learned by letting you tell me.

It’s time for you to tell me your dirty little secrets, by answering this week’s poll. And don’t forget to leave me the dirty details in the comments.

In light of all the hubbub over a recent study published on the subject, I thought I’d see what you guys think about the “elusive g-spot.” Is it a myth? Does this new research change your opinion? Leave your comments below after you answer the poll and look for me to discuss this topic in an upcoming podcast.

Have your own ideas for a poll? Send them in! And watch for an upcoming podcast where Lucky and I will go over the results and tell our own naughty stories on this topic.