The View From My Knees

It’s time for you to tell me your dirty little secrets, by answering this week’s poll. And don’t forget to leave me the dirty details in the comments.

This may seem like a mild poll, but it was sparked by a discussion on a mailing list where a gentleman asked what the most popular color of vibrator was. The ladies on the list (guess the guys were too shy) chimed in with a breakdown of their toy colors and it was very interesting to see that there was one clear color “winner.” I’m curious if this trend extends into the big, vast land of the internet. So now I’m asking you to dig into your toy box and crunch some numbers. What color are your vibrators?

And if you’re really feeling like sharing, feel free to leave us a breakdown of all of your different colors. I’ll be talking about mine on the next podcast when we discuss this poll.

Have your own ideas for a poll? Send them in!

Lucky, in the bedroom. On my stomach. After a nice massage.

Mac, his bed.
We’d just finished watching a movie. I’d call our position “lazy doggie style.”

Mac, his car.
We were in the parking lot of an electronics store. We’d just finished shopping for a gift for my husband. Our making out was getting hot and heavy, and I was trying to decide if I had time for anything more before an appointment I had later that night. I decided I did. I took off my coat, scarf, and shoes. Then my pants. He seemed nervous about getting caught, but that was what made it hot.

“Face away and get on top of me,” he instructed.

The position was a little awkward at first. Sitting on his lap left very little headroom in the car, so I had trouble figuring out how to comfortably hang my head. He was, however, easily able to rub my clit. I grabbed the steering wheel for leverage. We shook the whole car. Soon we both came.

This contest is closed. Keep an eye out for next month’s giveaway!

I promised you a whole year of giveaways, so it’s time for this month’s contest.

Let’s talk about sexual positions. If you believe the porn you watch, nobody does it missionary style anymore. It’s all doggy style, reverse cowgirl, and some crazy positions that don’t even have names but would most certainly put the average person in the emergency room. I’m not saying that I haven’t enjoyed exploring new positions, but over the years I’ve come to realize that my sexual preferences are pretty boring. I love the missionary position. Whether I’m with a man or a woman, I want that close, face to face contact. I want our chests pressed together. I want our pelvises to rub in that perfect way that brings me to orgasm with no help from a toy or hands. No, it’s not acrobatic, unusual, or kinky. It just feels so fucking good.

Now it’s your turn. What’s your favorite sexual position? Tell me about it in the comments of this post and one random commenter will be chosen to receive a copy of Kama Sutra: An Intimate Photographic Guide to the Arts of Love. Entries submitted via Twitter (include @herknees in your response) will also be counted.

Winner will be chosen on Sunday, January 8th.