Reader Submitted Personal Ad Response: Creepy Santa
June 25th, 2009Here’s a pesonal ad response submitted by reader Brian:
“At this time my fiancé had already told him she was not interested in this 61 year old man with a bear gut, and had commented that she reminded him of Santa.”
Hi Luv
I would still Love to get together? We live sooo close so you could cum over most Anytime. Age is only a number! I am young and live every day to the fullest!! Notice my picture?? I have a full, long, very soft beard you will love on your soft skin as I nibble an lick every inch! The beard?? I actually am a professional “Santa”! Love to have you sit on my …………. Bet you never had your very own Santa!! Hear from you soon!! Your Santa!! Remember you don’t want to make Santa unhappy!!
Wow, talk about not getting the hint. Especially when it sounds like she didn’t hint but told him outright that she wasn’t interested. And does anyone else find the vision of Santa’s beard rubbing between your thighs a little creepy? Thanks for the submission, Brian!
