The View From My Knees

Original photo by Lucky

Okay boys and girls, sit down and shut up. It has come to my attention that you have been getting off easy over these past few years. And yes, I do mean GETTING OFF. You just cum here and read my dirty stories and look at my naughty pictures. Your COCKS get hard and your PUSSIES get wet. You use your hands, your toys, your lovers…anything you can find to relieve the burning tension that has grown between your legs. But what do I get? Nothing. I do all the HARD work while you guys get all of the fun. Well, you won’t be getting off so easy, anymore. It’s time for YOU to make me cum, for a change.

Every month I’m going to assign you a little piece of homework. It won’t be much…at first. Just a little assignment for you to prove to me that you can be hot and sexy and perverted just like I can. And then I want you to tell me all about it. I want you to give me so much detail that I’ll be able to taste the precum dripping from your cock…smell your pussy getting wet…Hear your lover scream out in ecstasy. I want you to get me so hot that I can’t stop myself from cramming my fingers inside my wet hole as I think about what a naughty boy or girl you are.

Do you think you can do that for me?
I think you can.

Here’s your first assignment:
Ever since my trip to Las Vegas, I’ve had strip clubs on my brain. Help me fuel my strip club fantasies by making some of your own come true.

Take your partner out on a fancy date, but don’t tell him or her what lies in store at the end of the night. Once you’ve both been well-fed (and are hopefully a little tipsy from that fine wine), go on a surprise shopping trip. Most strip clubs have retail stores in the lobby or next door, so go in there and browse the toys and lingerie together. Once everyone seems to be in the right mood, suggest that the two of you check out the club. If your partner is a little shy once you’re in there, agree to just watch for a little while so you two can get some ideas for later. Once you get home, perhaps you’ll both be riled up enough to do your own strip shows. If the two of you are a little more adventurous, play a little game where you each get to choose a dancer to perform a lap dance on each other. You get to choose your partner’s dancer, and your partner gets to choose yours. It may cost a little extra, but see if you can watch each other during the dances. It will be really hot, I promise. Once you get home, talk about how hot it was to have that stranger grinding up against you as you tear each other’s clothes off and ravage each other.

Don’t have a partner? You’re not going to get out of this one. You can still hit that strip club on your own. Scope out that hot dancer and get yourself a lap dance…or two…or however many you think you can handle. Once you think you can’t go any longer without exploding in orgasm, I dare you to get just one more dance. If you can make it through that dance without cumming, you’ve earned your A for this assignment. Now go home and reward yourself with a good, long, screaming orgasm. You’ve earned it.

I’ll expect your emails, voicemails, comments, or IMs before the end of the month.

Class dismissed.