The View From My Knees

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You know what they say: So many toys, so little time.

My toybox is overflowing with products I haven’t yet tested for you guys, and it’s time I got busy. But where do I start? That’s where you come in! I’ve narrowed it down to three very different toys, and I want your vote. Take a look at the descriptions of the following three toys, and then tell me in the comments which one you’d like to hear me test first. One lucky commenter will be given the opportunity to be on the phone with me while I do it! Without further ado, here are your three choices:

Candy Color Glass Dildo
Hand-blown glass dildos in carnival colors captivate like a grown-up carousel ride. Mount the candy-colored toy, hang on and slide up and down the seamless glass shaft as the swelling beads aim right for your G-spot or prostate. If you just want to lay back, munch cotton candy, and dream of tattooed ladies, the extra-long handle makes it easy for your partner to please you, too. Since they’re hand-blown, each dildo is unique.

Fukuoku 9000
It’s the finger vibrator everyone’s been talking about, the Fukuoku 9000. The Fukuoku slides comfortably over your finger and has three different silicone sleeve attachments for slight sensation variation. Great for partner sex or travel (it comes with its own handy carrying case).

Hitachi Magic Wand
Known as “the Cadillac of Vibrators” and perhaps the world’s most popular vibrating sex toy, the Hitachi Magic Wand is built to please. Hitachi’s strong vibration (which can be adjusted incrementally with the addition of the Wand Controller) makes it an unfailing friend in masturbation, and its symmetrical shape makes it a natural for partnered, face-to-face fun.