The Mind Blowing Blowjob
March 17th, 2006
Wednesday was Steak and a Blowjob day; did you celebrate? Like a good little girlfriend, I sat the Lucky Bastard down in front of a movie and cooked him a delicious meal of veggie pepper steak , a baked potato (not microwaved – there are no shortcuts allowed on Steak and a BJ day), steamed broccoli, and brown rice. Once the movie was over and I had ensured that L.B. was fat and happy, I proceeded with part 2 of the special day. And now, dear readers, I will grace you with a detailed description of my fabulous blowjob technique.
One of the best parts of any sex act is the anticipation, which is why I like to start out my blow jobs with a little bit of teasing. Beginning with a passionate kiss on the mouth, I slowly make my way down his body with a trail of gentle, slightly moist kisses. I stop at the nipples and give them a quick suck and a flick with the tip of my tongue. If a man enjoys some nipple play, I might hover in this area a little longer, but I find that most men aren’t very interested in having their nipples tweaked and played with.
I continue down his stomach and make my way past his cock to the inside of his thighs. This is when I start to involve my tongue a little more. I run my tongue gently along his thighs and onto his balls. Bringing my hand up under his balls, I massage them and work them into my mouth.
Finally, it’s time to get to the main event. I run my tongue up and down the shaft of his cock to make sure that it’s good and slippery. Next, I circle my tongue around the tip and place my hand around the base of the cock to hold it steady. Then, I put my moist lips to the tip, give it a gentle peck, and hungrily slide my mouth down around his cock. The trick to the initial insertion is to start with my mouth tight around the tip, opening wider as I move down the shaft, simulating the nice tight opening of a pussy. If he is uncircumcised, I gently – very gently – pull the foreskin back with this move. Now, notice that I used the word “hungrily” when describing how I take this cock. Something one should always do during the perfect blow job is to devour that cock like it’s a Godiva chocolate fudgsicle. You can’t just run your mouth up and down the shaft, tight-lipped and dry-tongued. You have to wrap your lips around it and savor every inch of that delicious cock.
I take those first few strokes up and down the cock to really feast on it, moaning with pleasure. I don’t just pretend to love the feel of his cock in my mouth. I actually do love it, and that’s what makes the difference. I continue to move my head up and down, first slowly, then quickly, sucking and licking. Now it’s time to really take that cock. I gradually slide it into my mouth, as deep as I can possibly get it. My goal is to get my lips all the way down to the base of his penis, but there’s no need to force it. I just move slowly and relax my mouth, letting the tip of his penis slide past my tongue and into the back of my throat. I don’t get discouraged if I end up gagging a little; some guys even get off on this. I just let up on the cock and then try again. Once I’ve gone down as far as I can, I slide all the way back up and pull my mouth completely off of his penis. What I’ve done with the deep throating is to completely cover his shaft with my saliva so that it is nice and wet.
Now I can start involving my hands. I slide my hand up and down his cock a few times, using the saliva’s lubricating effects to my advantage. I run my palm up one side, over the tip, and back down the other side. After several strokes, I wrap my mouth around his cock and begin to slide it in and out again. My hand continues to stroke the shaft, following my lips up and down. Soon, I give the motion a little twist – literally. As my mouth moves up and down on his cock, my hand begins to work in a spiraling motion. It may not seem like a big difference, but this is very effective and it is my signature move. It is now that I start to get the most reaction from him. He moans louder and squirms in his seat. His hips gyrate as he fucks my mouth. Finally, he can’t hold back. I feel his cock convulse, and I taste the warm, creamy fluid on my tongue. I suck and lick until every last drop has been released and is making its way down my throat. Catching his breath, he strokes my hair to congratulate me on a job well done. This is the end of my mind-blowing (and load-blowing) BJ.
Variations
Of course, there are variations in the routine. Sometimes I like to throw in something extra for fun. If I happen to have some edible lube on hand, I’ll use that in the process to ensure that my hand continues to slide easily up, down, and around the shaft. Another fun thing that I like to throw in – but only if I have the lube – is a good titty fuck. Around the time that I’m rubbing his cock with my hand, I lube up my tits and bring them up to his cock. I press them together to create that perfect tight cleavage and slide his slippery cock between them. Sometimes he likes to help by holding them together himself. Each time the head of his penis pops up from between my tits, I give it a little lick. After a few minutes of this, I return to my previous position and slide his entire cock back into my mouth.
Cut vs. Uncut and other differences
Although certain techniques work well on just about every man, it is true that every cock is different. Some men like a little suction. Others like me to bite the head – gently, of course. Some men like it nice and slow, while others want a vigorous BJ. I’ve noticed a vast difference in the handling of the circumcised versus the uncircumcised cock. Although – I must admit – my experience with the uncut cock is rather limited, I’ve found that it requires a much gentler touch. Always use tender care when pulling back the foreskin, and be very careful not to pull it back too far.
Show and Tell
Now that I’ve told you my techniques, it’s your turn to tell me yours. How do you drive a guy wild with your mouth? Boys, what makes you blow your load? Even though I consider myself quite an expert, I am always an eager student – hungry for knowledge and, of course, a nice load of cum in my mouth.
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April 7th, 2006 at 4:39 pm
It was bad that we did not agree in many things. However my ex was exelent in blowjobs.
She loved it, and was an expert in the taste. She liked mine, becuse I am vegetarian.
She said that it had a sweet taste. Men that drink hard liquor taste bitter. Men that eat a lot of meat have a strong taste.
What is your experience?
Do you like the taste of semem?
Take care.
Rich
April 9th, 2006 at 4:24 pm
I’m not sure I usually notice the difference in taste between the meat eaters and non meat eaters. I do remember that the tastiest come I’ve ever tasted was that of a vegan fellow, so you may be on to something. I wouldn’t say I like the taste of semen. I mean, I don’t get cravings for a tall glass of semen at 3 in the morning. But I don’t mind it.
June 13th, 2006 at 3:54 pm
Thank you thank you thank you for reading this post on your podcast today. I will listen to it with my eyes closed and hand on my … volume knob.
I’m a simple guy when it comes to mind blowing blowjob orgasms. I’ve never had the pleasure of deepthroating, as all my girls have been top knobbers so to speak. What I like is when you (you being the girls of the world) are really wet, I like you dripping and drooling with saliva on my dick while you jerk me and swirl your tongue and tight mouth over my head. I love it when you lightly rub my balls and ass to bring me to orgasm. I also love to caress your pussy or squeeze your breasts while you are sucking me.
I love swallowing but I’ll kiss you with a mouthful too. I’m not a facials
guy … instead I’d rather have you turn around as I’m about to cum and let
me slide my penis between your ass cheeks, or better yet, let me give a
quick pump into your pussy.
Oh, and no teeth please.
October 31st, 2006 at 3:31 am
My wife lets me cum in her mouth but won’t swallow or deep throat. A let down that’s difficult to overcum. I believe her love is real. she says swallowing may cum one day and who knows, deep throat too. Hope remains as we’ve been together twenty years and love is real. How fantasies/obsessions can generate frustration! C’est la vie!
January 9th, 2007 at 5:29 pm
My wife accepts my tongue on her clitoris. Recently she has been happy to kiss mouth to mouth after I have tongued her pussy. But she will not put her mouth to my cock. She says it disgusts her, and after a few years I came to respect that. I girlfriend took pity one day and took my penis deep into her throat as I ate her cunt in position 69. She said she came 3 times, including a full body orgasm, before I came. It was quite beautiful. I love my wife dearly. She still accepts my tongue in her pussy and gets off on it. But my friend’s favour remains the only time I have had a girl’s lips around my shaft. I would love you to give me your blowjob if you come to England. I have a nice house by the river where we could spend some time, have tea and have sex. I hope to hear from you. I would make you welcome. Your blog has made me yearn again for a good blowjob before I die. But, whether you make it to England or not, I wish you a wonderful life, you gorgeous girl.
March 19th, 2009 at 3:49 am
Mike, the probem I think you’re having is that, if you want a blowjob of the calibre mentioned, you need a self-confident woman. And no woman with an ounce of personal power of self-respect would waste her time with a lying cheat. So you’re pretty much screwed.
I hope your wife sees this, leaves you, and finds someone else she DOES want to get her lips round. No wonder she finds you disgusting, I find you disgusting and I haven’t even met you.
April 21st, 2009 at 5:51 am
Amazing. Truley amazing. I haven’t given my bf a bj yet, I get scared I won’t do it right. This has helped a little, it’s his birthday soon and I really want to surprise him. Any extra tips for a first timer?
September 11th, 2009 at 4:57 pm
i am wonder why my boyfriend can not cum in my mouth while i am giving him a blow job
September 12th, 2009 at 3:51 pm
That’s an interesting problem, Kim. I’ve never heard of that. Usually men love to come in women’s mouth, but it’s the women who don’t want them to. Perhaps he feels it would be disrespectful? How does he usually cum when you give him a blowjob?
October 18th, 2009 at 8:07 pm
If he’s uncut, he should wash his pink bits before getting down to business with you.
The most sensitive part of an uncut guy is the connective tissue connecting the inner foreskin to the underside of the head. This is what can hurt if you are too rough.
If he’s intact, it is very natural for a BJ to incorporate aspects of an HJ.
October 27th, 2009 at 5:53 pm
hi, i like ur method of giving, i’ve been with my partner for over a year now and i believe that we’ve really gotten to know what eachother like, when giving him a blow job i usually lick and suck his balls and run my tongue up his shaft, i run my tongue in circular motions around his knob and he really likes it when i slap his cock on my face or on my tongue, i cant give him deep throat because i gag but i suck really hard and really fast which really brings him close to comming,
February 21st, 2010 at 8:05 pm
hi. i wanna give my fiance THE best blowjob (: ! when i give him head, i usually suck on it first then when he’s less expecting it, i stop and play with the tip and he squeezes my arm, my tits or even the driver’s seat (; ! i dont do anything with his asshole or his balls. i’ve played with his balls once and he came in less than 5 minutes, when its regularly about 15 minutes everytime. when i look up at him when im playing with the tip, his eyes are closed and sometimes his jaw drops. i find it very cute and i get very… sexy with it. i love to please him, and not get pleasure back. my decision. when im giving him a bj, i like to lick up and down the shaft and “makeout” with the tip. i’ve noticed the more play i give him, the more his legs twitch and tingle. hahaha, sometimes he even looks up and says “God! Thank you!!” and looks down at me in amazement. though it sounds like im already doing fine, i still want some of those sexy tips to make it more amazing for him. please and thank youu (:
May 18th, 2010 at 6:52 pm
Hi. I love to give my boyfriend bj’s…very much;] but the only problem i have is whenever he is laying down and i stradle him i get tired and start to lose interest in the activity…i was wondering if you could give me some position ideas of how i can give him mind blowing blow jobs and not get so tired out. my joints in my legs and arms will def. appreciate it. haha. thanks
May 19th, 2010 at 9:46 am
Hi Jess. I find that kneeling down in front of my partner, when he is either standing or sitting, is the least tiresome position.
June 20th, 2010 at 1:49 pm
Hey,
I have been with my boyfriend for a year now, and feel that he very much enjoys the blowjobs I give, before him I never enjoyed them, and didn’t like the cum in my mouth. But now I kinda crave it, I love it when he has a smile on his face or his legs twitch and he even starts touching me! I do everything you have said. Just wondering what I could do to stop getting jaw ache…he is a big boy and I love every part of him, love to deep throat and love him to cum in my mouth, but struggle with the pain i get in my jaw…any tips?
June 21st, 2010 at 9:53 am
Unfortunately I’m not sure I have any tips for this. Perhaps some jaw exercises or stretches beforehand? Maybe one of my other readers has some tips on this one.
June 21st, 2010 at 2:50 pm
Hey Misty!! Great description of your perfect blow job!! Have you ever tried to lay on a couch or bed with your head hanging off and take a cock in that way? It is awesome and makes it easier to glide the cock all the way down your throat. My husband LOVES it!!! I have been doing him that way for 10 years and it’s the BEST BJ he’s ever had.
Happy sucking!!
June 22nd, 2010 at 11:27 am
I haven’t tried this position, but I’ll try to remember it for next time.